So we all know by now that Jesus has not returned and chances never will since the legendary Jesus was NEVER here in the first place (maybe some smelly first century itinerant preacher, yes, but not THE SON OF GOD). Anyway, the apologist will tell you, “Oh Jesus has not returned yet because God is not willing that any should perish.” Um…have they checked the stats lately based on their own belief system. Zillions upon zillions of people have gone to hell (if they answer you in light of their beliefs) since those words were written by some dude calling himself II Peter.

So God still has the leash on Jesus because he is not willing that any should perish yet buttloads of people are persishing daily “without Jesus in their hearts.”

Like I said before in the past, the writer of II Peter was the first Christian spin doctor. Folks were obviously already asking “where is this promised return you Christians have been speaking about. (II Peter 3:4) After all, in your first book, Mr. II Peter, you said that we were living in the “last times.” Yes, don’t act stupid. You said it right here in I Peter 1:20. So where’s this white blue eyed guy in the white dress?” Well like a good Christian, good ole Pete decided to come up with an ingenuous answer. “Well folks, one day is really like a thousand years to God and a thousand years is like one day, and besides, God is not willing that any of you schmuks should perish so he is delaying Jesus’ return. Yeah I know a bunch of folks died in the Vesuvius eruption and another million or more in the Roman invasion and the Romans are busy walking all over the Mediterranean killing people, but who’s counting?”